Sunday, September 04, 2005

Alisha speaks - an email from the past

hello everyone; once again, this is a group email, and a petite novel, but it doesnt mean that i love you guys any less;
hope everyone had a happy new years eve and new year; did you know that this was the first year in a thousand years to land on 01/01? crazy eh?
everyone all liquered on that joyeous day? i hope so, or doing something constructive:
you guys are of course going to have to hear about mine, since it was feckin mental
ok, here goes,ooo i stink by the way, like yucky ol cheese or something, i am the one that would pik the stinkiest sun block in the whole entire store,,,mmm sassyanyway, onto more important things other than my stinky self,
met these three morracan dudes in casablanca that said they could give us a ride to marrekash, then agadir, where all the sun is; sahara desert on your back, and water on your frontsaid fuq it, lets go, supposed to be just one guy and the three of us, but of course it turns out to be three guys and three girls stuffed in this car like stinky ol sardines, by the way, stinky or stink is the word of the day;so goes the adventurearrived in marekesh at around 8 at night, walked through the bazaars, tried picking up a pack of smokes with these huge chopstick type deals, to win money, dont ask, but it seemed like a good idea at the time, very popular game, ate couscous, chix, salad, roasted eggplants, flat bread, with some tomato dipping sauce outside in this bazaar, you guys havent seen fastfood until you come here, my gosh mcdonalds has some darn good competition; the food was so good, mixed in with the atmosphere, the dead roasted sheeps heads staring at me, people yelling their prices in arabic made for a very good start to an already crazy dayended up driving around for a bit, trying to find a hotel, bank machine, and a place to change into disco clothes; didnt happen, we actually spend midnight in this dirty parking lot, getting changed, with little twelve year old boys giggling behind their hands at us, then went to a pizza hut to put makeup and sparkles on, classy eh? heheheh(yes there is a pizza hut over here, and the name is all kindof crazzy with the squiggles and stuff) then went to a disco and danced all night; jumped into our pumpkin and got whisked away by are chaffeur to agadir;got to watch the sun go down and come up in the sahara desert; saw some guy trying to sell this humungous fish along the road in the sahara, and some other crazy ass sheet; absolutely amazingarrived in agadir at 9 in the morning, are situation became increesingly more uncomfortable with the guys, decided fuq it, lets grab a hostel or hotel; grabbed our bags to get the heck out of dodge, when are two white knights in shining armour whisked us away, drove us around to find the best priced hotel, showed us where to wash our stinky roadraggled clothes, dropped our bags off, brought us to a cafe, bought us breakfast, and left us to go appease their girlfriends; quite interesting i must say;and am now in agadir, going to the beach every day, swimming in the nice warm ocean, soaking up the rays ooh, should i shut up about the absolutely GORGEOUS weather that i am experiencing over here and naked, tanned muscular torsos that are constantly running around?yummy
am having a great time, doing something that needed doing a long time ago
i hope all you beautiful people are having a good start to their new year, big huge hug to alllove alwaysalishaxoxohey one day i will become famous with my amazing writing skills, and you will be able to say that you read alisha original work; smile everyone

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