Wednesday, June 23, 2004



With all the shit that is happening in my life right now I need to see bit of humour in odd places.
Well last night was one of them.

We went out for a quick dinner at Coco`s shitty Family restaurant last night. Not the greatest but not really that bad.
For those of you who have been to Japan you will understand but for the rest I must explain. The toilet seats here are really cool.
Not the hole in the ground ones, they suck. I am talking about our normal western style toilets. Well you can buy these slightly expensive but very cool seats for them. Most restaurants and public places use them.
They have a million buttons that are a little scary to use and not recommended if you dont know how to use them, which I dont. First the seat can be heated all toasty warm for the winter - very nice - and then there are all the crazy billet buttons. You know those crazy European toilet extras that whip your ass for you. Well these have a water squirter to wash you and a dryer, plus other buttons that kind of scare me. I was in one public bathroom that had an automatic seat lifter. Freaked me out when I walked into the stall. Thought there was a ghost lurking near by.

So ya last night we are at the restaurant and I had to zip off to the washroom to go and puke.

Oh sorry left out the part where I am 8 weeks pregnant and puking my guts out about 4 times a day. Makes for a very shitty work day. Today I had to run out of my first class to go and puke. Embarrassing. UGH!

I fly in, run into the stall, lean over and heave. The next second this massive squirt of water comes flying at me and hits me full in the chest! I duck out of the way and it is still squirting all over the toilet door. I then click in that my puking support hand had been resting on the clean your ass button. Well there I am standing in a pool of water with a very wet RED tee-shirt. Then there was no hand drier where I could dry my shirt.
I had to walk out of the toilet and through the restaurant in a very wet shirt to my startled looking husband.

Ahh the hells of being pregnant.
So far I am not enjoying any of it.

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